UFC president Dana White said he almost got up and walked out of the Palms Casino's Pearl Theater before the main event of "The Ultimate Fighter" finale.
So angered was he at the snoozefest that was Kimbo Slice vs. Houston Alexander, he would have skipped the TUF 10 finals if he wasn't required to hand out the winner's trophy.
"Not a good night for me," said White.
Slice, he said, bore no responsibility for the outcome of the fight.
"The last thing I expected was for Houston Alexander to come in and do the Kalib Starnes," White said. "I don't even want to talk to Houston. Houston had an opportunity to...."
He grunted in disgust.
"Kimbo was dancing around the ring, asking him to engage, trying to make it a fight, and Houston didn't want to fight him."
White promised to cut Alexander from the UFC's ranks.
"If we didn't cut him yet, we're cutting him soon," he said.
Monte Cox, Alexander's manager, did not respond to text messages asking for Alexander's status with the UFC, but it's safe to say that fans won't see the father of six in the Octagon soon, or ever for that matter.