Thursday, November 6, 2008

Spike Offers Five TUF Fights for Kimbo

Taking their cue from UFC President Dana White, who recently said Kimbo Slice was more than welcome to be a loser on "The Ultimate Fighter" reality show, Spike TV recently released a list of TUF fighters they believe should be the first to introduce Slice to the UFC--or at least its leather glove as it smashes his face.

Here are the former reality show contestants that could put a beating on the bearded one:

1) Michael Bisping
2) Matt Serra
3) Nate Diaz
4) Rashad Evans
5) Amir Sadollah

Commentary on the list pulls no punches, so check it out if you want an entertaining read. It's not hard to tell where Spike's allegiances lie. But then again, they're pretty much spot on. And watching Nate Diaz submit Slice--that would be pure entertainment.

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

DUDE!!! THE ONLY TWO THAT WOULD MAYBE STAND A CHANCE IS EVANS OR BISBING!! KIMBO WOULD CRUSH ALL OF THEM!!

Anonymous said...

DUDE!!! everyone on that list would murder Kimbo!!

Anonymous said...

SECOND DUDE - I agree, KIMBO would get Killed...
First DUDE - You're an IDIOT!
KIMBO SUCKS!!!

Anonymous said...

Being the 4TH DUDE to comment on this, I totally agree with the 3RD DUDE

Anonymous said...

Dude 5 says, Kimbo would lose to all of them, but he would at least stun one of them for a hot second prior to either tapping or getting KO'd himself. Im pretty sure he can surpass 14 seconds with any of them.

Anonymous said...

Kimbo sucks and should find a tugboat yard to play in!

Anonymous said...

Kimbo is nothing but a street fighter and has no place in mma. He goes in throwing wild punches and any half way desent ufc fighter could counterstrike him with ease. Every single one of those guys would lay him out.

Anonymous said...

kimbo would get destroyed by any of those guys. he was just knocked out by a jab... if you think he has a chance, you're obviously clueless when it comes to mma. i agree with the dudes after the first dude.

Jabreel said...

Dude!!Why is Dana White so sure that Kimbo would lose ..MMA is unpredictable, and if he thinks that why would a man in his position make that a public statement. Sounds like he has something against kimbo. Kimbo came from the streets and just likes to bang period. He could lose , but he could also win. Match Kimbo vs Chuck and watch the PPV number's why because he puts asses in seats and he can do that because he always has a shot to knock a man out..

Anonymous said...

I'm not saying Kimbo is particularly good, because he's not, but he would have fairly significant size advantage over everyone except Rashad. That being said, I think either of the middleweights could still handle him pretty easily and Diaz could submit him, but Serra and Diaz would probably have a little bit of trouble with a guy who outweighs them by like 70 pounds.

Anonymous said...

I think Kimbo has a chance against any one of these fighters. Like someone else mentioned, the size difference is pretty great even for Evans who is also small for his weight class. Given the fighters listed are pretty top notch, most of them would be giving up more than 50 pounds. And that may be just enough to pull off a win for Bimbo Slice. Im like most of ya, I dont like Bimbo, but unless he is matched up against fighters more in his weight class he has a good chance of winning. Just for fun, we should just put him in with Fedor Emelianenko and just end Slices career. Haha

Anonymous said...

all kimbo needs is better takedown defense and to lean out a little for speed and he would be a legit mma fighter...

ps fuck those kimbo haters that talk shit and would piss themselves if they were face to face with him

Anonymous said...

nate diaz is extremely talented but hes a lightweight and would get knocked the fuck out even if he blocked the punches common hes 6ft 155lb no power just skill and endurance kimbo would smash

Anonymous said...

dude...i started a dude trend....thats funny lol but yea kimbo needs a ground game to be in the ufc otherwise he would lose you cant beat everyone by ko

Anonymous said...

man it would be nice to never have to hear about this guy again; or listen to people argue about his merits or lack thereof. lets just let it die....like his career is no doubt doing

Anonymous said...

He was entertaining on youtube but not in the ring. Not only he wouldn't survive in the UFC, he wouldn't survive in any of the other organization with legit fighters. Elite XC was dumb for even trying to make him the poster boy of the company by hand feeding the guy.

Anonymous said...

Just give him a chance, he should get equel oppertunity to get his ass whooped by a legit mma fighter. He needs a new look, maybe he can glue his beard to the top of his big bald head and learn to take a punch.

Anonymous said...

First of all, all those fighters are in a totally different weight class than Kimbo.
Kimbo would murder all of them!
Why is Dana White bashing him for?
Give Kimbo a break man, the guy never said he was the best MMA fighter.

Anonymous said...

dood, you did not start the dude trend. wtf. dooooooooood!

i would piss myself in front of kimbo.

Anonymous said...

Amir by armbar.

Anonymous said...

How about Kimbo vs. the biggest a****** the world has ever known - Dana White.

Al Yu said...

Dude!

Anonymous said...

What the hell is up with this list? None of these individuals are even in Kimbos weight class and the only one close is Evans. This is unrealistic. I personally dont think Kimbo is all that good but he does have good boxing for a thug. The only reason Dana is discrediting Kimbo is because he is jealous that Kimbo brought in more viewers on CBS then any of the UFC's events on Spike. What a waste of time to create a list like this.

Anonymous said...

Kimbo would lose via submission to Serra, Sodallah, and Diaz, and would get taken deep with bisping, and then Kod due to gassing. Evans would run away like he did against Chuck, and try to sneak a punch in there for a quick KO. Kimbo might stand a chance against Junie Browning, because Junie is too cockey, and would probably try and stand with him and get kod, but if junie tried a sub game Kimbo would lose as well. Weight is not the ley, it is how you use it, and Kimbo is all punch, and nopthing else.